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Over the last month or so, Sarah and I have been wondering when we were going to get to feel the baby moving around inside her belly. We weren’t…concerned, specifically, since the late-December ultrasound definitely showed that little booger dancing like we were playing Jamiroquai at it. Sarah was just looking forward to actually FEELING […] You know, I really respect the guy that came up with the idea of the automatic bathroom paper towel dispenser. I mean, the guy clearly is missing key sections of his frontal lobes and therefore didn’t think things through, but the idea in and of itself has merit. I mean, who really wants to have […] You may have gathered from last week’s McDonald’s post, I’m back on my low-carb/no-carb/hohoho-carb diet. The reason for this is simple: at about the end of last summer, I was around 230 pounds; now I’m around 260 pounds. Bad, bad, times. Last summer I was wearing pants with a 36″ waist, and now I’m back […] Yesterday, much to your considerable chagrin, I described the source and nature of my issues with medical intervention in the crotchial region (yes it’s a medical term) and the discussion thereof. Today: how I’m going to beat this, and figure out a way to not pass out when the doctor says “Mr. and Mrs. Hearn, […] What with Hearnwife and I having a baby, the following topic frequently comes up in conversation: “Dude, so like, are you gonna pass out during the delivery or something? Ha ha!” The reason for this is that I have a bit of a history when it comes to medical activities on the, um, Area, […] We have a significant problem in this country, people. SIGNIFICANT. And no, it’s not my usual beefs with people riding in the left-hand lane without passing, or people that are convinced that marijuana use leads to bus-station-bathroom-fellatio for cash. My concern today is very simple: There are people in America today that don’t understand […] Happy Happy, allzayallzez! I hope that 2006 is as righteous as 2005 was, assuming that 2005 was heck of righteous, and if it wasn’t, then here’s hoping that 2006 is a vast improvement. I guess what I’m saying is: I hope you are well in the coming year. Me? HW and I spent […] I hope everybody’s Christmas was festive as festive can be. I had my usual busy holiday, with three church services on Christmas Eve, followed by late night partying, and then two straight days of eating and drinking and opening presents. Totally righteous. Friday I had off, so I spent most of the day wrapping […] OMG I am totally like so unbelievably sorry that I straight disappeared on allsayallz for the last 2 weeks. Work is gettin’, it’s gettin’, it’s gettin’ kinda hectic, plus Christmas just adds a level of business (not stress. Xmas is not about stress. Just lots of stuff to DO!) that keeps me a hoppin’, yo, […] Can someone PLEASE explain to me why everybody likes the White Stripes so much? Ya know? What the hell. Let’s review. We have a brother and sister combo consisting of: The brother, who plays guitar mediocrely and piano at about the level of a 7-year-old with only two fingers on his or her left hand, […] |