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Whoops. I typed this all up last night and then forgot to actually hit submit. Derp. Unsurprisingly, I’m injured. Surprisingly, I’m not sure why. My lower back is kind of a mess, and it seems like I strain it every month or so, in levels that range from “back to normal in a couple days” […] Let me tell you a little secret about Norovirus (AKA Norwalk Virus, AKA “The Old Spew and Spray”): it SUUUUUU-UUUUUUCKS. It’s Josephine’s fault, as you might expect, she being our youngest school-going child. Last Thursday, we’re all watching a spot of TV before bed, when suddenly she stands up and calmly tosses her cookies all […] I haven’t been sick in almost a year (I attribute this to clean livin’ and sweatin’ to the Oldies, and also making sure I get my weekly ration of medicinal alcohol), but then I get a little sleep-deprived and BOOM I’ve come down with a cold almost instantly. It suuuuuuuuucks. Josephine’s sick too, which has […] I think I need a doctor. If there are any doctors reading this, I need a prog-/diagnosis. I figure it could be just about anything: heartburn, extreme gas, ulcers, appendicitis, colon cancer, the hiv, etc. Anyway, my tummy hurts. It’s hurt since early Friday morning, when I awoke many times in agony, writhing around […] |