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UPDATE from Rick: “Dude, I had dreams last night about that picture of your crotch.”

I’m so pleased.

Sometimes, the humor is just too much to bear. Some reports from friends on Yesterday’s Junk Post:

From Nora:
so here i am, sitting at my friend’s desk, filling in
for her for the day while she is away at a wedding. i
decide to check out your homepage today since i have
time to play on the computer. (so this is what you
“business” people do all day!) i can now proudly say
i have accidentally created a link to a picture of
your crotch on my friend’s computer. congratulations
on sharing the wealth……….

From Henna:
HennaB: he’s wearing pants
HennaB: but it’s a picture of the bulge
HennaB: his pants are too small in that area
HennaB: omg

Life is good.

3 comments to

  • Anonymous

    hey matt,

    i’m sitting at my desk at work and i just farted. it was awesome.

    b

  • Anonymous

    Matt,
    I too think that your “junk” picture inspired my dreams last night.. I had dreams of “Gallagher” with his sledge-o-matic smashing away… (EVIL LAUGH)

    -Dave

  • Henna

    haha, whoa, didn’t know that comment was shared. uhh.. nice “work”, matt. apparently ian is a talker. 😉

    p.s. not HennaB, HennaM.. my last name is Merchant. it’s ok, you’ll learn. 🙂

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