It is really annoying to lose a bunch of weight, and buy new pants to fit your slimm’d-down waist, only to discover too late that despite having lost inches around the middle, you haven’t reduced the size of certain other things.
Wait, did I say annoying? I meant TOTALLY AWESOME.
That is all.
Uncle Matt…
I would like to hear more about the new addition coming to your clan?
The what to my what now?
Don’t start rumors. That’s bad.
The size of your junk would be more impressive if we couldn’t also see your keys and other sundry items pressed tight in your pockets.
The sense of scale de-impresses the junk.