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Chorosho

I invented a new drink a few weeks ago that I think you should try. It’s basically a White Russian, but with one slight modification. In a highball glass filled with ice, mix vodka, Kahlua, and fresh, chilled human breast milk, something we at Hearndom II have in extensive supply. I call it the “Mother […]

euro guys dress up

Someone told me not long ago that many European gentlemen “dress up.” I don’t mean that they put on their mother’s housedress and heels and dance to the Pet Shop Boys in front of a full-length mirror (though many do), but that they, well… You know how men at a tailor’s are asked “Do you […]

Learn

Hey, you all read Basic Instructions, right? Start doing so, dagnabit!

Take a hike

I need to start taking a better camera when I go on my little lunchtime nature hikes. Hey, people who have walked the Woodlawn Estates trails near Beaver Valley Road, is there a story behind this old stone house?

Neigh.

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Who ya gonna call?

Remember the other day when I linked you to BLDG BLOG? You need to go check out a post on there with plot ideas for Ghostbusters III. I have to say, I would watch this so hard: It’s 1997. NYNEX is on the verge of being purchased by Bell Atlantic, after which point it will […]

Pinnacle of human civilization

My buddy Ian sent this to me, saying, “This is one of those things that should have been invented a long time ago…” That might be the understatement of all time. This is the greatest invention ever:

Seriously, it’s up there with DVRs and EZ-Pass, the 2 previous greatest inventions ever.

C’mon, Mr. President

Heh: ObamasPlanForGayRights.com

I’m frustrated with this Administration’s inaction on gay rights, but I haven’t yet run out of patience. Andrew has, for which I don’t blame him in the least; it’s a little more Real for him, since he may well be deported in a few years if the federal policy on HIV-positive immigration and […]

I make it rain

Today’s Dilbert slayed me, so I’m sharing it with you. Enjoy.

Self-centered

I ambled over to TweetPsych.com and got a nifty psychological analysis of my tweets. Things it revealed: You often talk about the physical characteristics of things. Uh…okay. I’m not sure what this means. If you’re talking about a thing, seems like the physical characteristics of it would come up. You talk about yourself a lot. […]

A beautiful day for golf

Mike “Gabe” Krahulik doesn’t like Tiger Woods Golf (scroll down to his entry, under Jerry’s). I don’t know why I keep buying Tiger Woods games every year. …Tiger is essentially an RPG. That is to say as you play, your skills improve and you get better equipment. That’s just not what I want from a […]