Someone should be murdered for this, right? Right?

Britta Bacon & Hayden Porter are childhood friends turned business partners. While Hayden was completely obsessed with high heels, Britta wasn’t even sure if she owned a pair. On her way to her daughter Kayla’s 4th birthday party, Britta was reminiscing about when Kayla was a baby and Hayden’s shoe obsession crossed her mind. She thought to herself “That would have been hilarious if I could have brought Kayla to a party in high heels when she was a baby”. It was at that moment that ·heelarious® was born.

Yeah, I guess you’d have to be named either “Britta” or “Hayden” to have come up with something as fricking stupid as this.

From roflrazzi.com:

How can the Southern Baptist Convention still call itself a Christian organization? Bigoted idiots.

The Southern Baptist Convention has broken its 127-year-old ties with a Fort Worth Baptist church because the SBC views its stand on homosexuality as too lenient, the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and The Baptist Press report.

This, among other reasons, is why anyone who purports to be a “Christian” needs to answer one question: what is your church’s stance on homosexuality?

In my early teens, I spent a lot of evenings with my parents, watching “Are You Being Served?“, a fantastic BBC sitcom from the 70s and 80s about the employees of a large London department store. It’s on youtube, I think, you should check it out. Either way, RIP Mrs. Slocombe.

This tickles me. Doesn’t surprise me in the least, either.

I’ll be the first to admit, she’s hot. This one right here is straight foxy:

I’d hit it. Wouldn’t vote for it in a million years, though.

Oh, Sarah Palin. Will you never go away? Todd Purdum on the subject. Here are a couple amusing parts:

But there were ominous signs—indications of an erratic nature. This is the third thing McCain could have discovered about Palin—a woman, after all, who kept a pregnancy secret for seven months, flew all the way home from Texas to Alaska with a near-full-term baby while leaking amniotic fluid, and then finally drove the 45 minutes from Anchorage to a hospital in Wasilla, all so that the child could be born in the 49th state.

And:

When Trig was born, Palin wrote an e-mail letter to friends and relatives, describing the belated news of her pregnancy and detailing Trig’s condition; she wrote the e-mail not in her own name but in God’s, and signed it “Trig’s Creator, Your Heavenly Father.”

Um…whoa.

You like jury-rigging? You’ll love There I Fixed It.com. Look at the brilliance of this emergency repair:

Are y’all playing KenKen yet? Uh, get on it.

THIS is brilliant: Guerilla Drive-In. John Young has an old BMW motorcycle with a sidecar on which he has mounted a 16mm movie projector. He then goes to various locations and shows films. That’s cool in and of itself, but here’s the trick: in order to find out where he’s going next you have to be on the members list. In order to be on the members list, you have to find the MacGuffin. This is so awesome it makes my loins ache.