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So, Wicked = Awesome. I daresay, Wicked > *. (Wicked is “greater than” “all,” if you aren’t a loser geek like me.) It would have been nice to see it with the original Broadway cast, but beggars can’t be choosers. I thought it was amazing anyway.

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A late post of PURE UNADULTERATED FICTION, YO! Enjoy!

The first time we met, I was drunk. (This was hardly unexpected; it was early in my junior year, it was a Friday night, and I lived with 2 roommates in an apartment directly over a bar.) The bar was called the “Wild and Wicked” […]

A plethora of interesting information today, good, bad, and ugly:

I am NOT a huge fan of this at all. That’s right: some poor woman was murdered, in her own house, about 4 blocks from my home. BAD. TIMES. ALL AROUND. As of the moment, the police have zero suspects. I have a desperate urge […]

I’m getting a little bitter at the fact that googlism.com STILL knows nothing about me, despite the fact that I have the most popular website on the internet, based on statistics that were given to me by my accountant, who I hired away from Enron back in 2002. However, it seems to know lots of […]

Jared has alerted me to the existence of Diet Cherry Vanilla Doctor Pepper. As he put it, “Talk about [very bad word] complicated.” I’d have to agree. I’ve never been a huge Doctor Pepper fan to begin with; I find it tastes like some horrible mutated love-child of sarsaparilla (pronounced “root beer”) and denatured brake […]