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WhoooooooooEEEEEEE did we have fun in Boston this weekend! And we thank all of our friends and enemies that knew we weren’t going to be home for three days and didn’t come over to steal our stuff. That was kind of you.

Day One: or, Why New York Drivers Are Retarded Cognitively Deficient

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Daniel Stoddard has alerted me to this: Jack Chick’s New Movie! And I can’t really imagine anything that would excite me more. Let’s take a look!

Have you ever read a Chick tract?

I sure have, and I wanted to talk to Jack about this. The phrase “Chick Tract” makes me think of […]

So I’m driving in to the office today, flipping through the radio stations, and as I flipped past WYSP I hear Howard Stern yell “Goddamn Clear Channel!” I didn’t bother to stop and hear what he was whining about, but it got me to thinking how much I really hate Howard Stern.

I mean, […]

So I hear that Microsoft has released a new Service Pack for Windows XP. I imagine I should probably get around to installing it on the new computer that’s purring away in my Unnamed-Room-That-Used-To-Have-The-TV-In-It, but I hesitate to do so, for the simple reason that ever since the last time I ran Windows Update on […]

I have received a note. It does not, unfortunately, read, “Bubba has big titties.” (That’s an inside joke that 3 of my readers will get. Maybe.) Instead, it actually reads:

Now, one would think that “catching typos on the front of official mailings” would be rather important to the Republican Party of […]

Okay, I had another kooky dream. This one was a DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, if you can imagine. It was like one of those where you keep waking up, and keep waking up, but you’re never really awake. Truly bizarre.

Anyway, in this one, the dream within a dream was that I was auditioning […]