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I’m sure you’ve all heard about Mozilla Firefox, and how it’s the greatest thing to happen to the intarweb since badgerbadgerbadger.com. (If many of the nouns in the previous sentence confuse you, congratulations, you are not a geek. Also, you may be mildly stupid. But that’s neither here nor there.) If you haven’t, here’s the […] Because I have no capacity for original thought, I usually find that stealing ideas from the webpages of others is not only effective, but a real time-saver. Accordingly, I swiped Jill‘s “40 Questions For 2004” jaunpiece and shall be getting my answers on: 1. What did you do in 2004 that you’d never done […] Hi-5!!! There’s still some stuff to fix, I think, but the gallery and captions are up. And now you can leave amusing comments for each picshture, so prithee do! Some of you have heard me use the word “awesome” in the past to describe things that I like. Some may think that I use the word too lightly, to describe things that are not really “awesome,” but are merely “super” or “cool” or even “neato.” Thusly, in order that you may understand what I […] Today I’m going to be running all over the data center handling my BWEEEEEEEZNASS (my businassssss), so I don’t have the necessary block of time to sit down and write something coherent. (As if anything I post is coherent . . . har! I’m killin’ me.) So instead I’m going to periodically jump on here […] Note: This is the first in a series of short stories I’m writing based on amusing pictures I find online. The reasons for this are manifold: 1) I want to improve my fiction writing, 2) I like looking for pictures online because sometimes the ladies are nude, and 3) I like making my readers suffer. […] People, we need to have, um, a chat. We have a problem, and I’m not sure how to fix it. For the roughly 19348th straight month, the top search that leads people to matthearn.com is: Well, I can’t say it. Because when I do that, it makes it MORE likely that people will come […] So you thought I gave up on you, huh? Jigga please. I just didn’t want you stealing my stuff, you scurvy scalawags. The low-down (on the down-low): I spent all of last week at a beach house in Bethany Beach, culminating in a New Year’s Eve party so totally unbelievably awesome, I can’t even […] |