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Things have been ungodly busy at the office, and I end up staying late and then not having time for anything in the evening but my usual crap. So the daily postings have suffered, and for this I apologize. Even today, I don’t really have much to offer you, except that I’m going to […] Ah, the weekend. RAMBLE ON: We played our second doubleheader of softball love on Friday, and get this, WE WON A GAME. It was unbelievable. I still can’t believe it, although I can definitely FEEL it. I haven’t been able to walk for 3 days. Every part of my body hurts. Obviously this means I […] UPDATE from Rick: “Dude, I had dreams last night about that picture of your crotch.” I’m so pleased. Sometimes, the humor is just too much to bear. Some reports from friends on Yesterday’s Junk Post: From Nora: so here i am, sitting at my friend’s desk, filling in for her for the […] It is really annoying to lose a bunch of weight, and buy new pants to fit your slimm’d-down waist, only to discover too late that despite having lost inches around the middle, you haven’t reduced the size of certain other things. Wait, did I say annoying? I meant TOTALLY AWESOME. That is all. People have weird food tastes. I am no exception; I’ll eat pretty much anything, from sushi to curried beef to semi-rancid yoghurt. But I draw the line at lawn clippings. On Sunday, HearnWifeTM and I headed over to my parents’ place to help celebrate the anniversary of the natal day of our friend Tolly, […] I was unaware of this yesterday, or it would have been posted with the other URLs. I don’t really have words to describe it, so I’ll just bring you: Great. White. Hype. You may have noticed the lack of a post yesterday; this was on purpose, because I wanted to leave Monday’s post up as long as possible. The basic reasoning was that it was hilarious, and I wanted to make sure everybody saw it, since it got put up so late. If you didn’t find […] Many of you have been contacting me to ask, “Hey Matt, I also would like to wear my collar in the popped style that is so popular with the young kids these days. My problem is, it makes me a little nervous, and I’m wondering if there are situations in which the popped collar might […] I’ve been spending all day working on this, so you better freakin’ enjoy it. In honor of Kyle and Kristy’s impending nuptials, I give you: Kristy’s New Boyfriend |