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Worth noting:

• The News Journal was kind enough to finally print a review of My Fair Lady. Good job, what with us having just 2 shows left, one of which is sold out! Nothing like timeliness. On the other hand, they did say I have operatic flair. Unfortunately, they made no mention of my sweet booty.
• The heat has broken, apparently! It’s only supposed to hit 90 today, as opposed to the near-three-digit temperatures we’ve been rocking all week long. Woooooo.
• Happy birthday to my pops, who is 347 years old.
• I was afforded little sleep last night, as I got home from the show at 1:30, and my wife awoke me to attend to Charles at 5. So forgive me for what I’m about to say: Mel Gibson is responsible for all the wars in the world. Good night, sugar tits.