Not being a professional philosopher, I don’t really understand it, but this guy purports to have proved the existence of God. I think he’s going about it the wrong way. I can prove God exists, and here is why.

I like getting up early. I don’t actually do it, but when I’m forced to, I usually enjoy the early morning hours and the fact that I can get so much done in the morning. Unfortunately, when my alarm goes off at 6:45, I just hit snooze, snooze, snooze until usually around 8 or 8:30. Hence my inability to get to work before 9:30 every day. I’ve had enough of that.

Monday night, among a variety of other prayers (some requests, some thanks), I prayed to God to help me actually get out of bed when my alarm goes off. I set my alarm for 0600, and asked Him to actually force me out of bed when I awoke. He did me 5 minutes better.

At 5:55 by my bedside clock, Pete threw up all over the bathroom floor. This is not terribly surprising; he sprays half-digested Meow Mix all over the house, pretty much every night. However, and this is why I know God was involved, none of the cats EVER throw up on linoleum or tile, anything easy to clean up. We have lived in our home for just over 6 months, and the carpets are already pretty much ruined, covered wall to wall with little dark orange stains that just don’t come out.

Call me crazy if you will, but I believe God caused my cat to vomit noisily to wake me up and get me out of bed, and He had Pete do it on easy-to-clean bathroom tile because He’s just a cool guy sometimes.