Oh, you work for PETA
My day so far: Charles woke us at 6:15 by falling out of bed and initiating Maximum Tears. Then on the way north I got the bird flipped at me by some dumb broad from New Jersey who was in the left lane holding up traffic all the way through the city. So let’s star the day off with a dose of awesome:
Business cards made of beef jerky, embossed by laser. Salient quote:
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
I know what you’re asking: do they have Twitter? of course they do.
Categories: dear diary, wtf
