Here comes a batch of the hottest links since St. Andrews Golf Course got buried under lava!!! (Note: St. Andrews Golf Course hasn’t been anywhere near lava since roughly 3,847,328,497 BCE.)

• Starting to wonder which presidential candidate is the one for you? Not certain how best to figure it out? Willing to make a choice based on their midichlorian concentrations? Here you effin’ go. This may be the most amusing thing to ever appear on craigslist, which is really saying something.
• You know how most online multi-player games require ridiculous investments in time? Even Tradewars, the best multi-player ASCII-text game, requires you to monitor your automatic port-pairing/robbing/planet colonization scripts for hours a day. Well, not Travian. So far I’ve set up my little village, and I just check it every day or so when my population has gotten me more resources, and I build more stuff. I haven’t gotten to interact with anyone yet, so it may require a bit more time, but I’d say I’ve had to actually PLAY the game for about 15 minutes in 2 days. Seems pretty rad, though.
• If you don’t read Overcompensating, you should. Do it. Do it.
• Are you ready to be terrified? ::shudder::. Remember: these people probably vote.
• This is simply going to make you feel warm all over.

Enjoy! Or don’t! Whatev!