I’m glad I got my hair cut this week. Otherwise my wife would stab me in the ear with her keys! Ha ha!

But seriously, she’s violent.

Anyway, through the magic of my new phone, I’ve taken some snaps, son. Here is the pre-cut hair (taken right after I got home from an opera performance, hence the sexy curls):

And here’s the sexy new do, having been cut and colored to the tune of a hundred smackeroos:

Whaddaya think? I’m totally gonna get ALL the chicks. By which I mean my wife. And really, I won’t get her either. But at least I’ll have intact eardrums.