I love our trash guys. They’ll haul away anything. If I were to die this instant, HW could haul my corpse to the curb and I’m pretty sure the trash guys would just throw me in the truck without a second thought.

That, my friends, is service.

Here is a list of the things that our trash guys have taken away:

• Trashbags full of gravel and cat feces, every week
• A large piece of unexplained concrete that I pulled out of my lawn
• Large pieces of concrete that I pulled out of my old patio that have rusty pieces of metal sticking out of them
• Two empty wood pallets
• Approximately 400 pounds of construction sand
• A freaking WASHING MACHINE

That last item I actually called the trash company to ask if I could arrange a special pickup. The lovely lady on the phone said, “Oh, just throw it out there, they’ll take it during the regular run.”

I love my mafia-owned trash company!

Oh, btw, if you’re having trouble getting to charleshearn.com, you aren’t alone. It’s misbehaving because the registrar can’t seem to get rid of the old nameservers. I don’t know why. I’m hoping it’ll clear up in a day or two.