Hey great, I look mostly like a chick.

Most of you were already aware of this on some level, but I have proof! I ventured over to MyHeritage.com at my wife’s suggestion, uploaded a picture of myself, and said to it, Sir, please tell me which celebrities I look most like!

It responded with 5 chicks, 3 dudes, and 2 little boys. I’m stoked! In order, I look most like:

• Cameron Bright – 78%
• Julie Andrews – 64%
• Andy Kaufman – 61%
• Neils Bohr – 60%
• Richard Pryor – 57%
• Piper Perabo – 55%
• Christina Ricci – 54%
• Yoon-Jin Kim – 54%
• Minnie Driver – 54%
• Jonathan Taylor Thomas – 53%

That’s, in order, a 12-year-old boy, a nearly 70-year-old woman, a dead man, a VERY dead man, a dead black man, various broads, and a child actor who is not aging well. I’m looking forward to when I can go to ShootMeInTheDamnFace.com!