Things that make me happy:

• Trying to find a video game version of Cricket that’s playable on an American PS2, failing, discussing the expensive possibility of convering my PS2 so I can play foreign games, and then realizing, hell, I’ll just get the PC version and save a lot of trouble.
• Discovering a Torrent that has a downloadable CD image of the game, thereby saving $59.99. (Not that I would ever do this, of course, as it’s immoral and unjustifiable and wrong. Still.)
• Thinking to myself, “Damn, I’m hungry. I wish I’d brought lunch today,” and then realizing a few minutes later, “Hey! Wait! I brought fried chicken! It’s in the refrigerator!” This, in fact, made me so happy I did a little dance, and might have peed a little bit.
• My birthday.
• Aged scotch.
• Diet Sunkist soda.
• The English.
• New Strong Bad Emails.

That’s about it. And, uh, that’s about it.