So in order that the celebration of my ability to reproduce can continue and grow, I have created an Online Baby Pool Thing Wooooooo! Simply go here:

http://www.expectnet.com/

In the upper left, in the field labelled “Go directly to a game by entering the game name:”, enter “Dontrello” with the capital D since it’s all case-sensitive and might get confused. Once there, you can enter guesses as to when the urchin will pop forth, what its gender might be, and exactly how much it’s going to destroy HW’s poor loins on the way out. (Meaning, weight and length. Of the baby, not Sarah’s loins.) It’s good fun for all, I’m TELLING you. Do it. DO IT NOW.

In other news: websites that have names like expectnet.com, thusly making me forget and type in expect.net, irritate me. I should move this whole site to matthearncom.net and then set up matthearn.com such that it just has a big picture of a wang. Possibly my own; possibly yours. Who’s to know?

That is all.