I found this picture of your mom, taken by Joshua Hoffine, an artist specializing in “horror photography,” aka pictures of your mom.
I should print one out and hang it in Charles’s room, right?
It is cold. It is mid-December cold, in mid-October. As much as I enjoy a nice cold, snowy winter, this is ridickerous.
Worse yet: we were led to believe that our new house had a full tank of oil, enough to last 2 or 3 months, as we have a double tank totalling about 550 gallons. That was incorrect by a factor of, say, 10000%, since we ran the heat for one night and are now out of oil. On the coldest night of the autumn so far.
How cold was it? When I got up this morning, the temperature in the house was 56 degrees. Survivable, but still insane. Burns and McBride are supposedly coming today to deliver oil; if they aren’t there by noon I plan to start making calls.
Just as a side comment: when people say things like “Global warming my ass! It’s 40 degrees in October!” are we just allowed to scream “STATISTICAL SIGNIFICANCE!!! LOOK IT UP, DOUCHENOZZLE!” at them until they cry? I say yes.
From the “What in the hamfisted hellion” department, we have 30 Ridiculous Pictures Of The Backstreet Boys.
That’s well past ridiculous.
Ever wonder what the story of the tearing down of the Berlin Wall would be like if it were told using 10-story marionettes? Well, here’s your answer. Warning: nobody does creepy like Germans.
I know it’s been lame around here; we just bought a house, so stuff is CUH-RAZAY. To make up for it, I give you this:
HW and I got engaged over a decade ago, long before it became vogue for the recently affianced to hire a professional photographer to follow you around a municipal park for three hours, posing pictures on rocks and flora. (We got our professional engagement photo taken at J.C. Penney’s, I think.) So we missed out, I guess, on all the hilarity.
Charles Babbage was so misunderstood.
Wow! Slaughtering all the pigs in an entire country to combat swine flu was a bad idea? Whodathunkit!
Wow. I don’t think even I could eat this.
(ThisIsWhyYou’reFat.com)
PeopleOfWalmart.com brings the classy:
Wow. WOW.
