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Good news, terrifying response

February 3rd, 2010 1 comment

Lots of interesting happenings in gay rights over the last few weeks. The Prop 8 trial concluded testimony in California last week, with closing arguments and judgments to come later. Yesterday, a major hearing was held on “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,” with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, Admiral Michael Mullen, pressing for a repeal of the policy. Conservatives, of course, are opposed. Bill Kristol had this to say:

There is no basic right to serve in the military. That’s why forms of discrimination we would ban in civilian life are permitted: Women have less opportunity to fight than men. The disabled are discriminated against, as are the short, the near-sighted, and the old.


Advocates of repeal will say sexual orientation is irrelevant to military performance in a way these attributes are not. But this is not clearly true given the peculiar characteristics of military service.


He doesn’t actually spell out what those peculiar characteristics are. He also quotes John McCain, who said:
This successful policy has been in effect for over 15 years, and it is well understood and predominantly supported by our military at all levels. We have the best trained, best equipped, and most professional force in the history of our country, and the men and women in uniform are performing heroically in two wars. At a time when our Armed Forces are fighting and sacrificing on the battlefield, now is not the time to abandon the policy.

This is the same John McCain who said in 2006:
We have the most qualified, the bravest and most capable military we‘ve ever had in our history, and so I think that the policy is working. And I understand the opposition to it, and I‘ve had these debates and discussions, but the day that the leadership of the military comes to me and says, Senator, we ought to change the policy, then I think we ought to consider seriously changing it because those leaders in the military are the ones we give the responsibility to.

Huh.


Responding to Kristol, Glenn Greenwald had this to say, which is spot on:

In American culture, there has long been a group of men (typified by Kristol and [Michael] O’Hanlon) who equate toughness and masculinity with fighting wars, yet who also know that they lack the courage of their own convictions, and thus confine themselves to cheerleading for wars from afar and sending others off to fight but never fighting those wars themselves. It seems that individuals plagued by that affliction are eager to avoid having it rubbed in their faces that there are large numbers of homosexual warriors who possess the courage (the “testosterone-laden tough-guyness”) which the O’Hanlons and Kristols, deep down, know they lack.

Chris Matthews had a fellow named Peter Sprigg of the “Family Research Council” on his show to discuss DADT, and he said:
As Sprigg mounted an increasingly illogical defense of the policy based on discrimination, Matthews pressed him on the question: “Do you think we should outlaw gay behavior?”


“I think that the Supreme Court decision in Lawrence v. Texas which overturned the sodomy laws in this country was wrongly decided,” said Sprigg. “I think there would be a place for criminal sanctions against homosexual behavior.”


“So we should outlaw gay behavior?” asked Matthews again.


Yes,” said Sprigg.


How about that.

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So cold

January 21st, 2010 No comments

To celebrate my birthday (I’m old! Again!), I’ve decided to spend Superbowl Sunday sending my body into shock and possibly dying on a beach. It’s for charity, though, so it’s all good. That’s right: I’m participating in the Lewes Polar Bear Plunge, which takes place not in Lewes, but Rehoboth. (Makes sense.) If you would like to sponsor my insanity, which supports the Special Olympics, greatly appreciated donations can be made here. Thanks!

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Condensed hatred

December 29th, 2009 No comments

Now. We all know that I love my iPhone. It’s like a tiny God. (For a time, I even named it “Cohen,” after the Jewish tribe of Aaron, those responsible for priestly duties, because it is my immediate and direct contact to the great infinite deity that is The Internets. Now it’s named the Admirable Crichton, after the notable Scottish polymath.) Most people feel the same way, and almost everyone, and certainly Michael Wolff, agrees that AT&T sucks.


Is it mere success, as AT&T seems to suggest? The iPhone is just too popular, straining its network. The fault, in other words, lies with consumer demand and great design, and not with AT&T and its resources and infrastructure.


But how come for the last two years I go dead in the East Thirties, on 57th Street and Sixth, on 72nd and Madison, on Bleeker and Lafayette, on the Williamsburg Bridge, and about a hundred other specific locations I’m too irate to remember now?


And more to the point, even if it is just success, what kind of crappy excuse is that? Am I supposed to be proud of you, AT&T, because you didn’t have the sense to foresee that the iPhone would be wildly popular, and expand your infrastructure to support it? You’ve got a lot of sack signing and exclusive contract with Apple, and charging me $170 a month for a two-phone plan, and saying “Hey, if everybody didn’t use their phones so much, it wouldn’t be a problem!”


Screw you, AT&T. And while I’m on a consumer rant, I’d like to give a big Eff You to the Claymont Steak Shop, a staple of North Wilmington for donkeys’ years. Apparently they changed ownership a few years back, and have been coasting on the reputation of the previous management. On Sunday we ordered some steaks and sides, and were told “15 minutes.” 10 minutes later, I made the 5-minute walk, and was told that the Strombolis were done, but the steaks were not. That’s a well-timed cooking operation. Even I know to get all the food done at the same time.


So I waited, and listened to countless other customers complain about how long things were taking, to which the blond woman with the funny accent who was throwing sandwiches into bags invite anyone who wasn’t happy to get their money back and leave. (I can only assume she was one of the owners, but it seems likely.) One poor couple insisted they’d been coming to the shop for years and had never been treated like this, to which Blondie replied that no one else was complaining, which was horseshit, since the only person not complaining was me, because of my overwhelming desire to not get my food spat in by some woman who may have a disease she picked up in prison in her homeland.


Hey Claymont Steak Shop? Suck it. If you don’t have the brains to foresee a big customer rush at 6pm on a Sunday during football season, and allocate resources appropriately, then I’m afraid you get to listen to customers whine about it. Also: when customers make reasonable complaints, such as “This is taking too long,” you apologize, and maybe offer some free fries or something. Saying “You can see how busy we are” is not a valid excuse. Lastly: if you’re busy, perhaps telling your phone clerks to let people know that the food might take a while might be the move. Because if they say 15 minutes, and I show up 15 minutes later and the food’s not ready and you’re being a crackhead whore, I’m going to write rude things about you on my blog.


If AT&T and the Claymont Steak Shop were an ice-cream flavor, they’d be pralines and dick.


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Be good, for goodness sake

December 28th, 2009 No comments

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For your AWESOMENESS

December 11th, 2009 1 comment

So the other day I was poking around Amazon, looking for Christmas presents for my peeps and bopeeps, and came across Adam Lambert’s new album, which I would never buy. The album cover made me giggle, so I sent a link to my boy Brian:



(I believe the comment I made was, “In a related story, Adam Lambert is gay.” This was in bad taste, not least because I know a lot of gay men, and not one of them dresses like a chorus member from Xanadu The Musical.)


Brian, who is deft with The Photoshop, immediately produced this, which might be the greatest thing since the domestication of the pig:



I may actually end up having to record a bunch of Adam Lambert covers so I can release an album with this cover.

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Idiots (myself included)

December 7th, 2009 1 comment

Argh. In my post from Friday, I linked to an article at Delaware Online that I believed was recent, and it turns out to be from several years ago. The bed and breakfast mentioned there-in is actually up the street from me, and my father told me that it went out of business several years ago. A big thanks to the News Journal and DelawareOnline.com, which instead of actually dating each article, just print today’s date at the top, so you have no way of knowing if the article is from yesterday or from 1997. (Add this to the reasons that I don’t bother getting the News Journal delivered to my home.)

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Dinosaur and Bacon FTW

November 19th, 2009 No comments

I can see why someone would think this was a great idea. He’s probably on the road a lot, and spends a fair amount of time sitting in his car in a parking lot waiting until he can go inside and meet a client about perhaps purchasing some encyclopedias. In that situation, having a device that hooks onto the steering wheel so one can use one’s laptop would be pretty handy.



Unfortunately for our trusty inventor, Amazon users are pretty quick to note when something is silly and/or stupid, and they pounce.

727 of 751 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The greatest thing ever invented!, October 26, 2009

By T. Meadows “TM” (WV) – See all my reviews

Wow is this thing great! I use it as a “mini-bar” when the friends and I go out to the bars. I can quickly fix multiple shots of tequila for myself and the friends as we drive from one bar to the next. We also discovered that if you place a pillow on top of it and turn on the cruise control you can catch quick naps on the interstate. If you swerve to the left or right the rumble strips on the road wake you up in plenty of time before you get into trouble. I can now take longer trips without being tired!


Also, i am now dating a midget and she fits nicely on the steering wheel desk which allows us to experiment sexually while driving. This thing is like WD-40 or duct tape, it is a million and one uses!


They also post pictures.




I love Amazon.

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Amazement

November 16th, 2009 No comments

I feel like I’ve seen this before, but it still slayed me: 35 Amazing Science Fair Experiments. Here’s a few fantastic examples:






(h/t Andrew.)

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Tutu bad

November 11th, 2009 No comments

This…this is not good. From Regretsy:



Nice! Now every time I hear “Party in the U S A” (a great song, btw), I’ll envision that mess and have to stab myself in the neck with a thumbtack.

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Clean and jerk

October 29th, 2009 No comments

I, for one, fully support this type of exercise.

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