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Matt Hearn’s lifetime Brandywiners’ League Softball statistics: 3 for 4, 2 runs, 2 RBI, 2 errors. I’m like some kind of palsied Babe Ruth! Although not as fat! But probably nearly as drunk! The game was part of the Brandywiners’ Family Picnic at Breck’s Mill on Saturday, which also involved volleyball, free booze, frisbee […] Hey, Matt has nothing funny to write about today! (Hey, you’re getting this for free. If you’re expecting quality, go buy a New Yorker or a Hustler or something.) When Matt has nothing to write about, you get either pictures or poetry; today is poetry, or rather, a pretty cool song. (I think I’m turning […] Biggest Brigadoon Pic Upload Yet! Bad news: I’m in almost every picture. Good news: So is Jennifer, so hopefully she can distract you from my jowly visage. All the pictures in this batch were taken by Sarah, so they’re actually all really good. I have some questions about OCD (Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder). Well, one, mainly. Do you always just have it, or can it develop late in life? ‘Cause I think I’m getting it. It’s all been coming on over the last few weeks. I actually do a decent job of getting my lawn mowed every week; I […] Permit me to set the scene. Saturday morning: Sarah and I went for a nice long walk around our development, and then returned home to shower and prepare to meet our friends for drunken revelry and poker. Sarah jumped in the tub while I watched Norm Abrams carve wood, and when she was done […] More Brigadoon pics AGAIN! It’s like I’ve completely given up on my ability to write! Which I probably should have done years ago! (Must stop babbling . . . must stop babbling . . .) Anyway, this particular set is DEFINITELY worth a look, since I finally got some great pictures of Ariann […] New Brigadoon pics! And for those of you who missed the first bunch of pics, just go straight to https://www.matthearn.com/Brigadoon2004. Whew, LOOOONG weekend. I’m sure you want to hear all about it! It’ll be great! Have a seat! Hey, where are you going, come back! Really, you’ll enjoy this. It involves livestock! NOW I’ve got your attention, you perverts. Anyhoo, the weekend began with a nice day off on Friday during which I […] My main homegirl Jodi sent me another of those amusing email questionnaires! Of course, since I’m averse to adding to other folks spam collections, I’ll just go ahead and respond online so everybody can read how I’m a freak. What time is it? Well, this is in intriguing way to start a list. As of […] What you are looking at over on the right is a map of a portion of New Castle County. It lists my 4 primary locations for the next 6 weeks: My Office, The Data Center, My Criznib (that’s my house, for the un-Snoop-initiated), and Aldersgate United Methodist Church (where we have Brigadoon rehearsals (get […] |