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This gentleman is Frank Paul, aka BikerFox. I think we can all agree that he is hell of foxy, not to mention super-soxy. In lieu of a column today, I want everybody to go to his website and read all of it, including the story of his miraculous weight loss, his invention of the […] Okay, I think it’s time to admit it. To come clean. Despite being born and raised within 25 miles of Philadelphia, I have come down with a serious case of Red Sox Fevah. Don’t worry; I’m still a Phillies fan. It’s just that, darn it, until the Phillies are willing to shell out the […] To quote a favorite movie, what in the Wide World of Sports is a-goin’ on outside? It’s colder than a Fairbanks February (yay for hyperbole!) outside this morning. There was frost on the cars. FROST. The crazy lady on the radio said something about it being 34 degrees outside. In October? How am I supposed […] Today’s post is gonna jump around a bit, since I have no remaining ability for coherence. You’ll see why shortly. The reason there was no post yesterday, and why Wednesday’s post was thrown on at roughly 6:30pm despite being ready at noon, was that at 12:01pm we had a major outage here at work that […] Uh oh . . . Emily sent me a survey! Guess what that means! It’s time for all of y’all to edumacate yourselves about the B.A.M.F. that is MATT HEARN. Let’s begin. What time do you get up? It varies. If I get to bed at midnight, I’m usually up around 8. If I […] NOTE: It has been made apparent to me that this post is difficult to follow because there are TWO Dougs involved. One is Doug Cook, who ran the half-marathon. The other is Doug Nagengast, who I know from high school. Hopefully that makes things easier to follow. Kickin’ it Old School in Beantown, Day […] WhoooooooooEEEEEEE did we have fun in Boston this weekend! And we thank all of our friends and enemies that knew we weren’t going to be home for three days and didn’t come over to steal our stuff. That was kind of you. Day One: or, Why New York Drivers Are Retarded Cognitively Deficient […] Daniel Stoddard has alerted me to this: Jack Chick’s New Movie! And I can’t really imagine anything that would excite me more. Let’s take a look! Have you ever read a Chick tract? I sure have, and I wanted to talk to Jack about this. The phrase “Chick Tract” makes me think of […] So I’m driving in to the office today, flipping through the radio stations, and as I flipped past WYSP I hear Howard Stern yell “Goddamn Clear Channel!” I didn’t bother to stop and hear what he was whining about, but it got me to thinking how much I really hate Howard Stern. I mean, […] So I hear that Microsoft has released a new Service Pack for Windows XP. I imagine I should probably get around to installing it on the new computer that’s purring away in my Unnamed-Room-That-Used-To-Have-The-TV-In-It, but I hesitate to do so, for the simple reason that ever since the last time I ran Windows Update on […] |