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My popularity is without end, apparently. My comrade-in-arms Tim, husband of Jenny, last year’s Illustrious CostarTM, sent me an email the other day to alert me to my presence in the phonebook. Of course I’m in the phone book, I replied. Most folks are listed in the whitepages, with the exception of people like […] Okay, here be the pictures and amusing captions from my trip to Dover International Jaunpiece on 6/4. Yeah, it took me 11 days to post them. THAT IS JUST HOW IT IS. EASE UP OFFS. Oh, and thanks for stopping by. Okay, if you can read this, I think the migration from omnis.com to sjtech.net went as planned. I’m still fixing a few issues here and there, but things went remarkably well considering I realized on 6/4 that my current hosting contract would be expiring on 6/9. Muchas gracias to Other Matt for his help setting […] IMP0RTENT INFOMASHAN LOL WTF!!1!1!111!! I’m migrating to a new hosting service since omnis is mildly irksome to me. I’ll have more room, and a bit more access to the system and thusly freedom to do def and rad things, as I am wont to do. As a result, access to teh m@tthearn.com may […] I’d just like to take this space to publicly thank my wife for not being very picky about the toilet seat. Partially this is because I leave the whole seat and cover down (I read that every time you flush an open toilet you’re spraying fecal matter into the air, and I keep my toothbrush […] This conversation between Milo and myself has me chortling uncontrollably. I’m sure it’s not that funny to the outside reader, but I’m posting it here anyway. BTW: To understand the last bit about paintball, you need to watch this. And trust me, it’s worth the download. Guaranteed. MiloBloom34: her getting you will be […] Last night I dreamt about James Lileks, but I want to make it clear that in my dream, I did not attempt to sex him up. That is an important point that needs to be clearly enunciated. I DID NOT ATTEMPT RELATIONS WITH JAMES LILEKS. AND EVEN IF I DID, HE TURNED ME DOWN. That […] In honor of the 262nd anniversary of French Revolutionaire Jean-Paul Marat, I have written a poem. I call it: Ode to (Hopefully) Never Being Stabbed In A Bathtub. My name is Jean-Paul. Some folks call me JP. Some folks say I’m a terrific athlete. That may have once been true. But […] Wednesday I was supposed to have a doctor’s appointment, and thank God they cancelled it due to retarded receptionists overbooking the poor MD. It meant HW and I got a chance to rest at home a bit before our usual Wednesday evening rehearsal, and the added fun bonus is that we detected Pete’s issue before […] |