My buddy Rick and his girl own a coffee shop in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Out front of it, they have a big sign where they can put letters with specials and other information. Usually they just put a funny quote in there; recently they had one that read “COME IN FOR A FRESH CUP OF WHOOPA$$”. Anyway, Rick comes to me yesterday and says “Give me something funny to put on our board.” This is the result:
I cannot tell a lie: this makes me happy in my pants.
Oh, I can tell a lie: the vacation update will be tomorrow, not today. Ha ha! That picture is funnier anyway.
Categories: things that indicate my awesomeness
Totally awesome. I guess that makes no GREEN tea. That’s even better!
Dude, no way. That has got to be a Photoshop job. If that’s real, then holy crap, I’m going to Kalamazoo!