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So the other day I was poking around Amazon, looking for Christmas presents for my peeps and bopeeps, and came across Adam Lambert’s new album, which I would never buy. The album cover made me giggle, so I sent a link to my boy Brian:

(I believe the comment I made was, “In a related story, Adam Lambert is gay.” This was in bad taste, not least because I know a lot of gay men, and not one of them dresses like a chorus member from Xanadu The Musical.)

Brian, who is deft with The Photoshop, immediately produced this, which might be the greatest thing since the domestication of the pig:

I may actually end up having to record a bunch of Adam Lambert covers so I can release an album with this cover.