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Horny

Remember all those other times I said I knew why the internet had been invented? I was wrong. Oh God, I was so wrong. This is why the internet was invented: 30 Awesomely Bad Unicorn Tattoos

Herb

While we’re on the topic of vice and mood-altering substances, here’s a short video on the Sweet Sweet Cheeba that details its interesting history, courtesy Andrew Sullivan:

Drinkin’

A fun little survey of what people are drinkin’, and why. Kinda fun, particularly if you like booze. (I like booze.) My favorite so far: Gin and Tonic “The first and last time I drank vodka, I woke up in a military graveyard in Denver. So I started drinking gin, and I never looked back.” […]

3 weeks!

A few more pictures of a pretty lady over at Josephine’s website.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Conservative Divorce

It’s hard to tell how accurate they are, considering I don’t know much about statistics (I barely passed that course) and I’m far too lazy to check any of the cited sources, but here are some interesting figures on divorce among Christian fundamentalists. It would be hypocritical of me to point out the hypocrisy of […]

Heart attack is spelt D-E-L-I-C-I-O-U-S

From the everlasting joy that is This Is Why You’re Fat, I bring you: the deep-fried cheeseburger on a stick. Oh heck yes:

Guns and stretch marks: a winning combination!

Do you know why the internet was invented? Do you? It was invented for things like AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com. Note: the below is, in some bizarre world, real.

Locked and loaded.

Cat yodelling

Enjoy.

Cornelius McGillicuddy

Charles has sort of entered a mildly regressed, whiny, misbehavin’ state since Josephine showed up; a little jealousy, a little boredom, a little attention-seekin’. So I try and make sure he gets to be the center of attention every so often. To this end, he and I went to purchase ice cream at a little […]