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Bible

I honestly don’t know if this is good or bad. Luckily, it’s funny.

Straight for the yarblez

(Sorry for minimal posting; home inspection today. Everything looks good! We appear to be GO FOR HOUSE.)

Penny Arcade on the subject of Mixed Martial Arts:

So close

I can honestly say I never had an Atari 2600, and therefore I never played Adventure. Thank God for the internets! Although I can’t defeat that last bloody duck.

UPDATE: I beat that last bloody duck. Woooooo

Mountaineers

Oh, West Virginia. You never disappoint.

Svelteratin’

I haven’t updated everyone on the status of my gut, so here’s the lowdown: still fat. Lost 19 pounds in a little over 5 weeks, though, so I guess I’m doing something right (not eating; occasionally running until I throw up).

I’d like to lose about 38 more. That’s gonna be tough; even in 2004, […]

Liberty

People sometimes ask me, “Hey, didn’t you use to be a Libertarian? What happened with that?” (Okay, nobody asks me that. Anybody who knows I once subscribed to Libertarian principles is probably unaware I’ve changed. So I should probably say: I no longer consider myself a Libertarian, but a Liberal, albeit with certain caveats, such […]

Sarah Palin does sound better!

New auto-tuning of the news! I am excited. Really! Feel my nipples!

Moe

A couple questions surprised me! I did get one lucky guess.

Moe Szyslak: The Quiz

Score: 83% (10 out of 12)

Why am I posting pointless stuff? Because as busy as yesterday was, today is even crazier. Look forward to more dreck from matthearn.com!

(Oops: forgot the tip-o-teh-hatz0rz to the Honest Hypocrite, who […]

Spleep?

Things are insanely busy at the moment; I’m working from home while a guy repairs our HVAC system which had asplode. In the meantime, here is a picture of pretty ladies.

Shoulda named her Emma

Here’s something scary, for those of us who steadfastly refuse to name our children to match the current lame trends. A study by David Kalist (also registered at IDEAS) and Daniel Lee of Shippensburg University seems to indicate that unusual or uncommon names are correlated with increases in juvenile delinquency. Eek. I ain’t wanna be […]