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Dinoremix

Go to Dinoremix, and make your own remixes of, you guessed it, Dinosaur Comics! I did not make this one, but it is my favorite. I did, however, make the one below, but it’s not as good. Make your own goodies and post the results in comments! Both of you! Do it!

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Joey Joe is ready

This, this right here, is why the Onion is the best news source available for any topic, from politics to sports to sex (AKA “nooky”).

::drools::

Oh heck yes: The Bacone A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit. OMG CHECK IT OUT

I’m in love.

Just like George Will!

A conservative blogger shows the usual right-wing class. (Warning: very naughty words.)

Go away

I am so tired of the rain that I may do an Anti-Rain Dance. I haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I think it will entail drinking a crapload of Olde Fenestre while shaking my fist at the sky and yelling “Thank you God! Thank you so bloody much!“

Phillies games keep getting […]

Regrets

Let’s kick off the day with Texts From Last Night, a place which archives texts that people would probably regret sending, and almost certainly regret seeing on the interwebs. Warning: very bad words, along with some pretty raunchy sexy thangs. If you’re, like, a prude, I’d not click.

Best thing of the day

From roflrazzi.com:

The Full-court Press

Even if you don’t care much for basketball, this article by the inimitable Malcolm Gladwell is worth a read. The basic gist of the story is: even if you aren’t particularly good at something, you will be more successful than those who are by simple effort. This is something we tell our kids but tend […]

Idiot

Great job, “fans.”

Here’s the rule I propose: if you’re at a home game, don’t mess with the opposing fans. They’re the insurgents; you’re the US Army. Screwing with them is just like torture. It just pisses them off.

Let’s face it: Mets fans aren’t that bright. If they were, they wouldn’t be Mets fans. […]

Crazy weekend

It really was, I tell you. We reorganized our pantry, people. Reorganized our pantry. Because that is how we roll.

Friday night I managed to fit in my last organ lesson for a few weeks, since we’re having a baby in four days and everything. Then I went home and entertained my existing offspring so […]