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Things I’ve been a-pondering: Daddy, why did God take an hour of sleep from me this weekend? I needed that hour. I WANTED that hour. It went to October, you say? Those damn commies don’t need my sleep! Slimy fascists! Dr. Charles Atkins, despite having keeled over a few years ago with enough grease in […] Woo! Man, did I get YOU guys! Hahahahahaha! Okay, I apparently got NOBODY. Lesson learned: do all April Fool’s jokes on October 13th or something. My boy Corey did a hell of better job with his gag, which was convincing everybody that the Harrington Theatre Arts Company was shutting its doors after 30 years. […] So, um, interesting news. Apparently there’s this guy, also named Matt Hearn, who’s some kind of superstar kid auto racing champion or something. So his dad wants to give him a better website, and he’s sparing no expense, meaning I’m getting enough cash to pay off all my debts and buy a new Harley Sportster […] |