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Moe

A couple questions surprised me! I did get one lucky guess.

Moe Szyslak: The Quiz

Score: 83% (10 out of 12)

Why am I posting pointless stuff? Because as busy as yesterday was, today is even crazier. Look forward to more dreck from matthearn.com!

(Oops: forgot the tip-o-teh-hatz0rz to the Honest Hypocrite, who […]

5 dollars

Today’s another crazy day (again, details to come later), so posting may be a bit spare; let’s start the day the way I always should but for various technical and legal reasons cannot: with Mr. Carlos Ray Norris.

You know what’s messed up? Chucky up there is nearly 70 years old. I was like […]

He chose…poorly

This is just acres and acres of WIN. Bad Michael Jackson Tattoos. Great example:

Shovel-ready

From theoatmeal.com, I give you: Four reasons to carry a shovel at all times. An excerpt:

Just call me Mr. Wiggle

This tickles me. Doesn’t surprise me in the least, either.

Phil KenKen Sebben

Are y’all playing KenKen yet? Uh, get on it.

Straining

More good clean fun from icanhazcheezburger:

Work the body

Too cute:

Raisin’ ’em right

New hilarious site: Let’s Panic About Babies! I’m particularly fond of the “ads:”

Learn

Hey, you all read Basic Instructions, right? Start doing so, dagnabit!