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Jesus wants your spare key

The past couple days have been insane; details about that to come later. Meanwhile, hilarity!

Parable of the Lost Keys

Wochende

I bet your July 4th wasn’t as awesome as mine. Yeah? Oh yeah? Oh, you traversed the Grand Canyon on horseback, ingested more than the recommended dose of peyote, and woke up next to Anne Hathaway? Okay, you win.

Our weekend started Thursday night with a quick dinner and cake at my parents’ house, and […]

Th’ow ’em out

Someone with a little too much time on his hands has made a lego sculpture of the Defenstration of Prague. I don’t know what it says about the world that this exists.

Can I kill them?

Someone should be murdered for this, right? Right? Britta Bacon & Hayden Porter are childhood friends turned business partners. While Hayden was completely obsessed with high heels, Britta wasn’t even sure if she owned a pair. On her way to her daughter Kayla’s 4th birthday party, Britta was reminiscing about when Kayla was a baby […]

Pieta

From roflrazzi.com:

Hott

MILF alert

I’ll be the first to admit, she’s hot. This one right here is straight foxy:

Mmmm…hair

I’d hit it. Wouldn’t vote for it in a million years, though.

Duct tape is prominently involved

You like jury-rigging? You’ll love There I Fixed It.com. Look at the brilliance of this emergency repair:

Totally legal, says the DMV

Creepy

The scariest part of this picture is how much the baby looks like Josephine:

AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com

I’m thinking we need to reenact this shot with Josephine and one of her grandfathers, probably my dad, because Sarah’s dad has never worn and never will wear makeup of any kind.

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Yum

Holy jeepers: Flapjack Fiasco

Layers from bottom to top: pancake; cookie dough; pancake; peanut butter and jelly; pancake; chocolate and bananas; pancake; caramel, oreo, marshmallow, sprinkles, M&M’s; pancake; caramel buttercream frosting granished with Trix cereal.

courtesy ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com

I got nothing

My sister sent this. I have no words.