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Let’s chat about humor for a moment. I’d just like to take the time to address a big problem in the world, and that is that a surprising number of people have a misconfigured sense of humor. Oh sure, some things are universally funny: Fart jokes Actual farts Reference to the sex lives of the […] The human body is a strange thing. And not just because the last few days mine has been filled with phlegm and other gross things and has been completely unresponsive to medications. (My throat feels like Rachael Ray has been trying to zest it, which, if you aren’t familiar with basic cooking techniques, is less […] Today’s post is in the style of Samuel Pepys. Tuesday, 6 November, 16672007 Up, and to lessons; much accomplished on Ravel’s Prelude. The nimbleness of my fingers quickens, despite my recent frustrations. All the morning spent at the computational room, that I might improve the notes thereon, but was denied. Submitted necessary forms […] WOW. WHEW boy. THAT woke everybody up, didn’t it? Apparently I need to throw a little more controversy up on here! Stir the pot, I guess. Okay, here goes: Gay men are better at interior decorating than straight men. Is that going too far? Anyway, I suppose I should respond to the […] In poking around Facebook recently, I came across the True Love Waits group (link only works if you’re, you know, in Facebook). I’m not much a believer in it myself, but I do think that overall it’s a good idea, because the numbers of young people who are too stupid to be having sex before […] Like many Americans, I am on a diet. And also like many Americans, I hate it and it’s not working. Well…it sort of is. I can’t tell. The problem is that I weigh exactly the same as when I started, roughly 240 pounds. (What can I say? I got a BIG ASS.) But my […] Yeah, I was working crazy hours last week, blah, blah, usual excuses. In exchange for not having anything new, here’s something that will probably take you DAYS to wade through: Anything Goes, 2007! Enjoy. I found a picture of your mom, and her friend, and the man who might have been your dad if he hadn’t gotten stuck in traffic: (Yeah, I’m posting a lot this week. So? Shut up.) I think I have mono. I don’t know why. I haven’t been near anyone who has it, as far as I can tell, but I am just EXHAUSTED. I guess getting paged at precisely 1:15am every night for the past 3 has something to do with it, but it’s KILLING me, whatever it is. […] |