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Malaria v. Swine Flu

For those of us who are tired of hearing about Swine Flu and how it’s a global frickin’ pandemic (thanks, cable news!), GraphJam comes to the rescue:

Dinoremix

Go to Dinoremix, and make your own remixes of, you guessed it, Dinosaur Comics! I did not make this one, but it is my favorite. I did, however, make the one below, but it’s not as good. Make your own goodies and post the results in comments! Both of you! Do it!

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Joey Joe is ready

This, this right here, is why the Onion is the best news source available for any topic, from politics to sports to sex (AKA “nooky”).

::drools::

Oh heck yes: The Bacone A bacon cone filled with scrambled eggs and country gravy topped with a biscuit. OMG CHECK IT OUT

I’m in love.

Just like George Will!

A conservative blogger shows the usual right-wing class. (Warning: very naughty words.)

Baby names

Since we’re having a baby, HW and I get a lot of people asking us “Hey, have you picked a name? What is it?” To which we have to reply, “Yes, we’ve picked a name, and no, we’re not sharing it.”

(Sarah is getting extra saucy about it; someone apparently asked her, “Have you picked […]

Eggs and . . .

The internet being what it is, my recent website alterations have led to a lot of spam comments. Even more than regular comments! This shouldn’t be surprising, since I have two readers.

So, I’ve added a plug-in that does some kind of magic involving hash strings and other crap I don’t understand, the end result […]

Pomade

You know what I need? Better hair products. I have acres, nay, bushels of various mousses, pastes, gels, and sprays, and not one of them really makes my hair do what I want it to do consistently. I’m sure many of you feel the same way, right? Right?

Rudolph Valentino's Greasy Coif

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You’d have to be me

I’ve decided that my name should be a pejorative adjective. For example: Man, how clumsy do you have to be to cut your finger on a piece of fashion jewelry? You’d have to be Matt Hearn clumsy to do that.

(Indeed, I managed to cut my thumb on silver ring my wife bought me for […]

Probable truths

If you have a pair of dress pants with elastic in the waist, you probably have considered eating Cheetos for breakfast. If you have a bumper sticker that says “Pay no attention to my car, my treasure is stored in Heaven,” you probably believe in horoscopes. If you think Golden Corral is haute cuisine, […]