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So I bought the recent Norah Jones album. It’s got some absolutely incredible songs on it, and some okay ones; this is unlike the first album, which was pretty much good from beginning to end. Still, well worth the money, if only for the vast array of instruments. Here’s a short list of some of […] Things I’ve been a-pondering: Daddy, why did God take an hour of sleep from me this weekend? I needed that hour. I WANTED that hour. It went to October, you say? Those damn commies don’t need my sleep! Slimy fascists! Dr. Charles Atkins, despite having keeled over a few years ago with enough grease in […] Woo! Man, did I get YOU guys! Hahahahahaha! Okay, I apparently got NOBODY. Lesson learned: do all April Fool’s jokes on October 13th or something. My boy Corey did a hell of better job with his gag, which was convincing everybody that the Harrington Theatre Arts Company was shutting its doors after 30 years. […] So, um, interesting news. Apparently there’s this guy, also named Matt Hearn, who’s some kind of superstar kid auto racing champion or something. So his dad wants to give him a better website, and he’s sparing no expense, meaning I’m getting enough cash to pay off all my debts and buy a new Harley Sportster […] Okay, my bad, it’s been like 3 days since I was done with all the busy crap that’s kept me away from you. But now I’m back – to let you know: I can really shake ’em down. Anyway, the show went great (I have some pictures of it that I’ll try and get […] Here they are! The pictures from our Atlanta trip are up, hot, and ready to be examined and commented upon by all humanity. Check it out . . . check it out, I’m incredible, check it out . . . I guess I should apologize for disappearing off the face of the earth for […] Wednesday is Zoo day! We went to the Atlanta Zoo and had us a righteous time antagonizing the animals, at least until the elephant picked me up with her trunk and flung me into the tiger den. They were able to reattach my foot, and they say I’ll eventually get 50-60% use of it again, […] What an amusing day. We’re still in Atlanta, of course; we got up around 9, showered, rolled out. We went to Underground Atlanta, a sort of underground mall kind of place with some shops and small exhibits and restaurants. Ate at Mick’s. Food was good, service was decent, prices were okay, entire staff was black. […] I’m hell of in Hotlanta! Except that it’s not hot. It’s like 54 degrees. Admittedly, that’s about 20 degrees better than at home, but when I come to a place with a nickname including the word “Hot” I expect to have my piss boiling within my bladder. Instead, if I were to step outside in […] |