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So, <pause to spit chaw-juice into an old Genesee can> went fishin’ yesterday. Threw out the old line, ya know. Catch anythin’? Why, we’ll get to that part of the story directly. I went with my buddy Mike, who is a fishin’ aficionado (the tintinabulation! I’m like Poe all up in this piece), to […] I haven’t run with this in a while, so I figured it was time to drag out Ye Olde Advice Columne Gimmicke, as usual despite the fact that nobody actually writes me asking for help. This time, instead of making up my own questions, I’m going to search online advice boards to swipe questions from […] In which there ain’t no wedding like a Pakistani wedding ’cause Pakistani weddings got CURRY: I’m seriously serious, if you want to party like it’s 2099, you need to go to a wedding like that which I attended on Saturday night, with HW in tow. (Yes, before you asked, of course we looked hot.) […] Okay, I promise, I’m not going to turn this into a sports blog, or something. But this year, for no discernible reason, I’m really stoked about baseball (despite the Phillies’ 1-5 start to the season), so I think about it a fair amount, which means that time normally spent thinking on column topics like “Natasha […] To be blunt: James Blunt sucks. (Ha HA! See what I did there? With the making fun of his name? I am freakin’ SLICK, people, and you need to RECOGNIZE.) His new song “You’re Beautiful” has been floating around in the top 20 for several weeks now, and I have to admit, at […] Aaaaaaaand we’re back. Sorry for falling off the face of the earth for the last three weeks, but the time that I usually spend on this every other day was sadly required for sleeping. In order: High school show (Footloose): went extremely well. In fact, I dare say it was the best of the ones […] This is probably a good opportunity for those of you who have no interest in sports to skedaddle over to Lileks.com and read something by a writer who is much, much better than I am at, well, almost everything. Today’s lengthy post is on a sports topic, and as you know if you read my […] Apologies for the lack of posts, but March As Usual has hit; rehearsals every night of the week, and heck of busy at office as well. I’ll try and keep you abreast (hehe breast) of what’s going on, but I’ll probably fall off the face of the earth occasionally. Not that anyone would really […] I’m still not entirely clear why the collective sports media world seems to treat things like this as if they surprise anyone. Barry Bonds WAS aware that he was taking steroids? Wow! What gave it away? The needles? The suddenly bulging biceps? The back acne, aka Bacne? The media, apparently, didn’t notice his substantial […] There are few things more frustrating than when a favorite shirt chafes one’s nipples. [I could explain further, but maybe I’ll just leave that as is. Just throw it out there, ya know? See how it feels? See who sends me bizarre emails discussing how I’m “totaly f’d up man about the whole nipples […] |