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My homeskillet Craig normally doesn’t send these around, of course, but this was so awesome he just HAD to. Which means, DUH, that I had to post my reply online, because this is one of the few things I do in which I’m actually semi-funny. 1. What time did you get up this morning? […] Computers are frustrating devices. Sometimes they work; sometimes, they don’t. Sometimes, it rains. Think about that for a minute. Sorry, lost my train of thought. Anyway, I’ve been having problems with my laptop at work, based on the fact that it was hand-me-down when I got it, and that was in late 2002. So […] Baby production update: no change. Sarah went to the doctor on Friday, and nothing much is happening in The Area, as it were; no dilation, no dropping of baby, none of that good stuff. Of course, that can all change in a matter of hours. The best the doctors can tell is whether the baby […] After 4 months of low-carb dieting, here is what I have been reduced to: this morning, I ate chocolate pudding for breakfast. No sugar, no calorie pudding, but pudding nonetheless. When I started the diet, I was almost looking forward to it: eggs and bacon every morning! Woohoo! I love eggs! I […] Not surprisingly, I have allergies. Seems like everybody in America has them, which I think is one way you can tell that Darwinism has been pretty much wiped out by modern medicine and the welfare state. Someone who periodically finds they can’t breathe isn’t going to make it past age 10 in 18th century New […] We had us a busy weekend, yo, seriously serious. Saturday Sarah had a shower, so I planned to have all the guys over to watch sports and grill things. But I had a rehearsal on Saturday morning, which meant that Thursday and Friday were spent cleaning and organizing and in general making the house into […] Note: this column was originally written at about 1am while on last week’s business trip. I am an adventurous man. When opportunities come a-knockin’, your man Hearn gets to a-rockin’, and also quite possibly a-poppin’ and a-lockin’, with just a soupcon of a-jockin’. For example, there was the time in ’82 when I went […] My job doesn’t require me to travel much, which is nice, but when it does it’s never timed well. The first time was last December, a week or so before Christmas, which is a tough time to be traveling into the New York area, even though I did get to see my old buddy Josh […] I hate bacteria. You hear me? Bacteria SUCK. Or perhaps viruses. Or both. I don’t really know. I hab a code, and I hate it. Woke up Monday morning with the tell-tale agonizing throatache, and now I’m all drugged up and stuffy headed and bad times, damnit, which explains why my grasp of the […] |