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It burns when I pee. But that's not really your problem, so nevermind.

Thursday, May 05, 2005

UPDATE from Rick: "Dude, I had dreams last night about that picture of your crotch."

I'm so pleased.

Sometimes, the humor is just too much to bear. Some reports from friends on Yesterday's Junk Post:

From Nora:
so here i am, sitting at my friend's desk, filling in for her for the day while she is away at a wedding. i decide to check out your homepage today since i have time to play on the computer. (so this is what you "business" people do all day!) i can now proudly say i have accidentally created a link to a picture of your crotch on my friend's computer. congratulations on sharing the wealth..........

From Henna:
HennaB: he's wearing pants
HennaB: but it's a picture of the bulge
HennaB: his pants are too small in that area
HennaB: omg

Life is good.

3 Comments:

Anonymous said...

hey matt,

i'm sitting at my desk at work and i just farted. it was awesome.

b

3:43 PM  
Anonymous said...

Matt,
I too think that your "junk" picture inspired my dreams last night.. I had dreams of "Gallagher" with his sledge-o-matic smashing away... (EVIL LAUGH)

-Dave

12:53 PM  
Henna said...

haha, whoa, didn't know that comment was shared. uhh.. nice "work", matt. apparently ian is a talker. ;)

p.s. not HennaB, HennaM.. my last name is Merchant. it's ok, you'll learn. :)

6:17 PM  

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