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Wednesday, October 20, 2004

This gentleman is Frank Paul, aka BikerFox. I think we can all agree that he is hell of foxy, not to mention super-soxy. In lieu of a column today, I want everybody to go to his website and read all of it, including the story of his miraculous weight loss, his invention of the front flip off a mountain bike, and the many, many wonderful pictures of this gorgeous specimen of a man.

A few highlights:

Also: GO RED SOX. I would plan on being prepared to read something tomorrow about tonight's game. It may be the most important thing you read this month, other than the recommended dosage on your Xanax prescription.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...

I landed here looking up Dave Chappelle and his wife (why? I have no idea. it was a compulsion. i guess i want to know what kind of lady ends up with him. i have yet to check out Jon Stewart's wife too.)

and what do i get for my efforts? I get BikerFox. Speaking for all women, are you trying to create more lesbians? I spent a good 15 minutes considering going lesbo thanks to you and your links. I've still not fully decided against it.

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