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viordroncaco chizela oloviorc delchilaleto Welcome to HearnWiki, your source for a bunch of useless crap of little value! Outstanding.

I once heard The Hearn's sweat can be used to clean precious metals and that if you tune your radio to 88.4 FM, you can actually hear his thoughts.

And in what is only explainable by the miracle of metaphysics, the above transmission is mysterously simulcast on 1400 AM. Hearn's Soul is jacked in.

If Hearn were a "Hero", he'd be the guy that could slap you in the back of the head by just picking his nose. Bonus: A special gel with that slap if he finds a keeper.

And remember, "The Groove is in the heart."

Yeah.