Ode to Donuts

                     Look, yonder!
              A Donut! with icing and sprinkles!
A must-have food item on a day like today
                (With the cold and the work and the no sleep)
                    Ah, that buttery taste.
                Coffee? Yes please!
  Hm; that was good. Perhaps I should have another!
I give my last change to the clerk, my new brother,
And the pastry goes down with ease.
Maybe more? Shouldn't let them go to waste!
     (With the cream and the jelly and the chocolate so deep)
     Just one more and I'll be on my way.
Yes, sir, that one with all the sugary wrinkles.
Mmmm...what a good food to ponder.


Shit; now I weigh 250 pounds.