02/28/02: Column 2: cynicism and beer.
03/14/02: Exercise and randomness.
03/21/02: Sports and pain.
03/26/02: Unkept promises of future columns.
04/18/02: Gubment service.
04/25/02: Random genitals.
05/02/02: Comicus the Honkus.
08/14/02: Hearndick's Back
08/25/02: Panty party!!!
09/06/02: Angry party.
09/16/02: Movies and CRAP.
10/08/02: Ah, youf.
10/16/02: Sports and hot chicks.
01/17/03: Premature delays.
01/21/03: I'm old.
01/28/03: Ignorance is bliss.
02/03/03: Hey hey hey, it's Fat Albert!
02/11/03: American Crap Idol.
02/19/03: Traveller's Hell.
02/27/03: Me so angry! Me rant long time!
03/10/03: Yo, uh, my bad. Sorry 'bout dat.
03/19/03: Yep, had this finished Saturday night and forgot to post it.
03/26/03: War! HUH! Good God, y'all!
04/03/03: Complaints and baseball.
04/10/03: I'm turning into one whiny bitch.
04/23/03: Taxes suck.
04/29/03: Insert label here.
05/07/03: I'm a past master, yo.
05/22/03: I'm all late and wrong again.
06/20/03: Tiger's strokin' it like Jared's mom.