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Singaling Dragon

Apropos of nothing, here is a list of song titles you will never hear:

  • “I Love You So Much (I Shat Myself)”
  • “Bacon Me All Over”
  • “Once, Twice, Three Times a Single Bit Memory Error”
  • “I Heart Urinal Cake”
  • “The Eva Braun Blues”
  • “I Want To Taste Your Kidneys”
  • “You Broke My Heart (And Also My Penis)”
  • “Roll That Fattie In Flour”
  • “I Stapled Our Hands Together”
  • “That Pain In Your Heart Is Probably An Infarction”
  • “I’m Bleeding Everywhere”
  • “Drinkin’ Drano With Art Linkletter Again”
  • “My Heart Belongs To Kissinger”
  • “Our Love Is Like Fish Entrails”
  • “Grease Me Up, Grandpa (That Dog Won’t Milk Itself)”
  • “Upperdeckin’ The John For Jesus”
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  1. Sarah B
    January 30th, 2009 at 15:11 | #1

    i teared up I was laughing so hard…Zak wants you to write some music for a song he’s writing…It’s about me and it’s called “The Shedevil” Ahhh love

  2. Lizzerburp
    January 30th, 2009 at 15:58 | #2

    It’s not called “Roll that Fattie in Flour”, but I know that The Bloodhound Gang addressed that very topic in one of their songs…

  3. Kyle
    February 2nd, 2009 at 16:48 | #3

    I think Monty Python beat you to the Kissinger song too…http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/henry-kissinger.html

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