It being Thursday, I give you: the random crappy URLS of stuff that you can probably find on Fark if Fark wasn’t TOTALLY out of the loop! (Ha HA! Just kidding. One Fark link to me and I’d get more bandwidth in an hour than I have in 4 years. And that’s a fact, jiffypop.)

  • The Top 30 Facts about Jack Bauer, very similar to the highly rated Facts about Chuck Norris site. My favorite: “Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.” So true.
  • There is nothing, I repeat, NOTHING more awesome than hilarious pranks on homosexual PETA members. This poor guy screamed like a 3 year old with a drinking problem.

    I don’t know what that means.

  • I can’t decide what’s more depressing. The fact that this guy posted this on ebay, or the fact that the winner only had to pay $22.22.
  • No, this isn’t me. But I could see how you’d think that, what with my personal largeness and my unrivaled DDR skeelz.

    That guy carries all his weight in his massive gut. I carry most of mine in my shoulders, thighs, and ass. It’s actually kind of depressing that I never played organized football, because my body is a linebacker’s dream. Also I like to hit people. That guy likes to hit his DDR machine when he falls off.

That’s about it for now, but I may post some more stuff later on today. Thanks to Craig for the last link, it made me pee a little.

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