I don’t have a lot today due to extreme business, but I wanted to share one quick thing: I have come up with yet another reason why Napoleon Dynamite may be the best movie ever made. (As if we needed one.)

The success of the movie, and the consequent frequent quoting thereof by yours truly (and many of my friends), has cut down significantly on the amount of swearing I do. For example, when Sarah says to me, “Hey, are you hungry?” I no longer say “F-bomb yes, I’m hungry. Let’s make some goddamned nachos. S-bomb.” I much more likely to say, “Heck yes. Let’s make some ham.”

When people cut me off in traffic, I had in the past usually screamed something like “F you, you F-ing F!” which is a quote I learned from a T-shirt in New York City. Now, I usually just mutter “Freaking IDIOT” or “You have the worst reflexes of all time.”

All of this is definitely a good thing, what with a baby coming, and all.

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