Happy Thanksgiving, one and all! Check it, here’s my list of dope things for which I, and probably others, are thankful:
- Justin Timberlake.
- My family, particularly my new nephew Nathaniel, who is radder than fresh cinnamon buns and twice as tasty.
- Pre-massive-and-terrifying-weightloss Jennifer Connelly.
- My health, which, aside from horrific obesity and lingering acne, has been superb.
- My tongue, which allows me to taste delicious things like fresh cinnamon buns and babies.
- Fat cats that sleep on your head and yell loudly for no reason when you’re on a conference call from home.
- Beer.
- Matthew McConaughey.
- The first good pee of the day.
- Mashed potatoes with butter.
- Shoo-fly pie.
- The fact that HW is pregnant.
Oh, had I not mentioned that? Yeah, I’m hell of gonna be a father in late May. WOOHOO BABIES.
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Congrats!
-Dave V
Congrats man…knew you’d come along quietly…