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Spinderfurry

July 14th, 2010 1 comment

I have a cat named Pete. You may have met him. He has had many, many nicknames (like all my cats, wives, and children):


  • Furdis

  • Festus

  • Petey Petey Punkin Eatey

  • Chubbs

  • Tubbs (thereby occasionally making his sister Poly “Crockett”)

  • Kreplach

  • Kreppis

  • Kreps


It is this last that has led, oddly, to me calling him “DJ Kreps-a-lot,” in the vein of Sir Mix-a-Lot. Stranger yet, I have found myself lately singing “He’s DJ Kreps-a-lot” to the tune of “On The Good Ship Lollipop“:

He’s DJ Kreps-a-lot

Brings the hot phat beats, makes your undies drop

His fuzzy face

Won’t permit the dance floor go to waste

That is all.

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