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Timing

You likey the comics? You like puns? Enjoy.

Arrr

Man, am I glad I’m not single. This would absolutely be a problem.

I don’t have that app (looking for it now), but I do have “iPity,” which is an app that shouts quotes from B.A. Baracas, as played by the inimitable Mr. T. Could you go on a date with a man who […]

THanks

I love this, courtesy my homey xtingu:

Moments

This video is intoxicating:

Fur

Cats are messed up animals. Pete, for example, has developed a somewhat fatherly relationship with Josephine. Occasionally, when she’s being fed or resting in her bouncy seat, Pete will come by and gently lick her head, or rub against her.

She, of course, loves him. When he saunters by she can’t keep her eyes off […]

Hate

It’s terrifying to think that not only do these people exist, but they’re in positions of religious (and sometimes secular) authority. The biggest hypocrite in the world is the person who believes in the death penalty for murderers and not for homosexuals. Hypocrite. The same God who instituted the death penalty for murderers is the […]

Pre-existing

Would you rather have government bureaucrats or big business bureaucrats making decisions about your healthcare insurance eligibility? I know which one Sophie’s Mom would prefer. Just as our Blue Cross plan was set to start, we received a notice from them stating that they considered Sophie to have a pre-existing pulmonary problem (due to the […]

Wait, what?

As a wise man once said, “I ain’t got the words.”

(roflrazzi.com)

Get a good edumacation

In case I’d forgotten to show you before this, it is vitally important that you start reading Basic Instructions. Example:

Fibrous

Even as we speak, a supremely competent fellow named Joe is installing Verizon FiOS in our new house. (Well, new to us. The house was built before my great-great-grandparents were born.) My excitement is ExxxxTRREEEEEEM. I’ve wanted to try FiOS for a while, since a package including basic TV, internet, and phone is the same […]