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In poking around Facebook recently, I came across the True Love Waits group (link only works if you’re, you know, in Facebook). I’m not much a believer in it myself, but I do think that overall it’s a good idea, because the numbers of young people who are too stupid to be having sex before […]

Like many Americans, I am on a diet. And also like many Americans, I hate it and it’s not working. Well…it sort of is. I can’t tell.

The problem is that I weigh exactly the same as when I started, roughly 240 pounds. (What can I say? I got a BIG ASS.) But my […]

Yeah, I was working crazy hours last week, blah, blah, usual excuses. In exchange for not having anything new, here’s something that will probably take you DAYS to wade through: Anything Goes, 2007! Enjoy.

I found a picture of your mom, and her friend, and the man who might have been your dad if he hadn’t gotten stuck in traffic:

(Yeah, I’m posting a lot this week. So? Shut up.)

I think I have mono. I don’t know why. I haven’t been near anyone who has it, as far as I can tell, but I am just EXHAUSTED. I guess getting paged at precisely 1:15am every night for the past 3 has something to do with it, but it’s KILLING me, whatever it is.


The Phillies have turned me into a 13 year old girl. After their big win yesterday, I spent roughly an hour sending text messages to all my friends that said “OMG TEH PHILLIEZ R THA NL EAST CHAMPEENZ!!!1!1!1 WTF LOL” After a while Sarah had to take my phone away and slip me a mickey […]