A Love Letter To Chase Utley

Dear Chase:

I hope you don't mind me writing so often! I left some messages on what I think is your number (you wouldn't BELIEVE what I had to do to get it), but you haven't called. I know you're SUPER busy, but I just wanted to hear your voice, you know?

I was so proud to hear you hit your tenth home run yesterday! You're really having a SUPER AWESOME season. So much better than that Ryan Howard guy who made them give him all that money. Ten million dollars, and his OPS is .652? Ridiculous!

I shouldn't tell you this, but today at lunch I wrote "Mrs. Matthew Utley" all over the cover of my notebook. It just looks so PERFECT, you know? I mean, it just DOES!!! right?

Anyway, I just wanted to say HI! Write or call back soon! Or, you know, look me up on Facebook, I would TOTALLY friend you but I can't find you. Not sure if you're not on there, or what. How could someone not be on Facebook? It's like 2008 or something! Ha ha!

Love,

Me